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Offline mollymoo

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« on: October 26, 2006, 07:02:32 AM »
"FLOWER" USED TO WORK AS MACFISHERIES (REMEMBER THOSE SHOPS)...CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HER CHAT UP LINE UED TO BE ???????????

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« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2006, 07:17:43 AM »
Was it "Come up to my Plaice as u have a lot of Sole, n we can Flounder around, and you wont be Skating on thin ice"?

"I came here to chew bubblegum n kick sum ass, n i`m clean outta bubblegum"
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« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2006, 08:21:41 AM »
YOU THINK TOO MUCH....VERY GOOD THOUGH...LETS SEE IF FLOWER REPLIES !!!!!!!!


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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2006, 12:03:42 PM »
firstly i don't need a chat up line or a whole essay like Molly[:D]but if i did it would be simple like hello...what do you drive then?

YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER BUT A PENCIL MUST BE LEAD!!!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2006, 12:33:17 PM »
Fancy a **** and a kebab


******** VAG Tech Advice *********
If it dont run right cold, change the blue temp sender.
If it aint got a spark, check earths, coil connections.
If it idles like ****, clean the ISV and throttle body.
For all other problems, use a hammer
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« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2006, 03:17:29 PM »
Heres a few that have worked a treat for me,

Hi I am an astronaut and my next mission is to explore uranus !!

Is that a mirror in your pocket, cos I can see myself on your pants !!

[:D]

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort !
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2006, 03:39:15 PM »

 HERE'S A FEW FOR YA!!!

Q, DID IT HURT  WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN.

NICE DRESS WOULD LOOK BETTER ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR.

DO YOU WANT A WINE GUM ? WELL WINED YOUR GUMS ROUND THIS!!

HOW DO YA LIKE YOUR EGGS DONE IN THE MORNING POACHED SCRAMBLED OR FERTALIZED?

DON'T WORK HARDER WORK SMARTER !!! IT WORKS
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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2006, 03:44:18 PM »
Boy! and I thought mine were bad [:o)]

another nice one is......................"How much does a polar bear weigh? Dunno. Me neither but it broke the ice" boom-tish, result! [:D][:D]

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« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2006, 12:38:53 PM »
hi "flower'S" husband asked her if she had ever seen a spam javlin !!!!!!!!!she must have been impressed though as she married him



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« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2006, 02:16:33 PM »
naughty! and this a family site too......... [:D]

I once successfully used the line "I can see you've been hurt before but I'm not that sort of guy"...........my mate overheard the line and nearly choked on his beer [:D][:D]

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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2006, 06:36:12 AM »
So come on then, what's your favourite chat-up line and do they work? [:D]

Mine's is "Does this tissue smell of chloroform to you?" and yes it worked...............my case comes up next week [:D]

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